Yu Tingfeng was brought home by Yu Huan and was immediately scolded.
But the ear-grinding words didn’t work on him at all. It was almost as if it went into his left ear and out the other. Anyway, his parents in his previous life were much more harsh than Ms. Yu Huan.
He not only got scolded, but he also got beaten. They beat him till his body was covered in bruises as a punishment for not concentrating on martial arts. They would bring him to the scenes to witness killing with his own eyes. They would throw him into the Valley of the Death and make him fight against those delirious masters. If he had died, it would just be an unfortunate accident, and at most, his parents would just stand in front of his grave and scold him.
Other people spend their childhood to mature, his childhood was to go and survive in dangerous places.
Compared to his experiences with his previous life, Ms. Yu Huan’s angry curses are nothing.
“Your allowance will be deducted this month!” Ms. Yu Huan said after she finished scolding.
Yu Tingfeng who was still calm just now stopped being calm.
He finally understood. In the martial arts world in the past, he could travel around Jianghu with his martial arts skills alone. Now that he was in this new world, he could no longer do so. Money was the only thing that mattered. Money was the thing that could travel the world without fear!
He already has little allowance to begin with and he’s already miserable enough. Now, his allowance is still being deducted?!
“I’m still going to deduct it!” Yu Huan raised her head with her hands on her hip and shouted at him imposingly, “Because I have to go to the police station to get you, my store was closed for half a day. Do you know how much money I have lost? And yet you’re still being so disobedient. I’m so mad at you, you bastard!”
Yu Tingfeng was taken aback: “Store?”
“If the shop doesn’t make money, where do I get the money for your pocket money? !”
“Then we won’t eat, let’s go to the shop now.”
Before she knew it, as soon as Yu Tingfeng finished speaking, he dragged her to the store.
Yu Huan has opened a pastry shop on East Street, selling cookies and so on. Business was good before, but now many Internet celebrity cake shops have opened nearby, taking all of the business away. Now only some regular customers are still supporting her store.
The mother and son sat in the store for a while, except for a few walnut cookies that were sold, there were no customers.
Yu Huan looked back and found Yu Tingfeng was stealing food, it didn’t sell anyway, so she didn’t care.
Yu Tingfeng tasted everything in the store the first few days after he transmigrated. It was fresh and novel at first, but he became a little tired after eating too much.
The air conditioner at the door is pleasantly cool. At this moment, he became hungry so he ate two red bean pastries. After eating, he dazedly sat on a chair, observing the passers-by.
“Tsk tsk tsk, it’s not in decorum to dress so revealingly.” Yu Tingfeng was astonished at the passing pretty girl who wore hot pants and a navel-baring outfit.
“Mind your own business.” The pretty girl rolled her eyes.
“She’s even more enchanting than my faction’s enchantress. She’s simply a little temptress” Yu Tingfeng shook his head and heaved a sigh.
“Who’s the temptress?” The pretty girl was immediately pleased and winked. “Handsome, let’s add each other on WeChat.”
“What is a WeChat?”
“It’s WeChat.” Pretty girl opened her WeChat QR code, “Come on, scan it.”
Yu Tingfeng stared at her phone for a few times and then caught a glimpse of her flat abdomen from the corner of his eye, he then frowned and turned away.
“No, he can’t, he’s underage.” Yu Huan came over and interrupted their conversation.
The pretty girl took a pity look at him and left a phone number before she left: “Handsome, when you grow up, give me a call.”
Yu Tingfeng took the string of numbers and looked at it, and the note was confiscated by Yu Huan.
“What are you looking at? Put some effort into your studies and don’t mess around like those frivolous children. Otherwise, I’ll take away all your pocket money.” Yu Huan poked his head.
Yu Tingfing became irritated: “Why are you still deducting! I didn’t do anything!”
“I’m just giving you a head up first.” Yu Huan chuckled, “If you want pocket money, you must get in the top 30 of your class the next time you take the exam!”
“That’s not easy.”
“You get in the top 30 first.”
“Deal! Don’t take back your words”
Yu Huan extended her pinky: “I swear.”
After sealing the deal, Yu Tingfeng looked at the passers-by outside. Everyone was playing with their mobile phones with their heads down, and said, “I want one too, a phone.”
“You still don’t have enough?” Yu Huan said angrily, “I bought several phones for you, but they were either confiscated by the teacher or robbed by some hooligans. I truly gave birth to a uselessly tall son, he can even get robbed by other people.”
“What? Someone dares to steal from me?!” Yu Tingfeng gritted his teeth, “Who did it?”
“Don’t make trouble for me, Can you just go to school without making this old lady’s worry? I’m begging you, okay?”
“I want a phone, too.”
“Just do me a favor. Today you give me a phone and I’ll give you back ten another day.”
“Why are you dreaming about paying off your debt? Get lost.”
Yu Huan went to count the materials, Yu Tingfeng incessantly asked “mobile phone mobile phone” into her ears, which was very annoying.
At this time, the plastic door curtain was lifted from the outside, and a tall man came in with a gracious smile, but his body exudes a no-nonsense aura.
“So lively? Have you eaten yet?” The visitor asked.
“Not yet, are you?” Yu Huan asked.
“I didn’t either. I guess you guys haven’t eaten yet, so I came over to join you all. How is it? What do you want to eat today?”
Yu Huan immediately named several dishes, then went to pour water for him. He passed Yu Tingfeng, bumping him on the shoulder: “Why are you so distracted?”
“Teacher Ma.” Yu Tingfeng scratched his head irritably, wondering why you, a woman, doesn’t know how to date someone who is further away. Why did she have to date his homeroom teacher, why couldn’t she date the homeroom teacher of Class A!
Ma Jingyang responded with a beaming smile, he naturally sat down on the chair and asked casually, “Have you finished your homework?”
Yu Tingfeng: “No.” Annoying.
Ma Jingyang: “I heard you were caught stealing other people’s pancakes and were brought to the police station?”
Yu Tingfeng: “En.” How annoying!
Ma Jingyang: “What were you talking to your mother just now?”
Yu Tingfeng: “I want a phone.” If you talk nonsense, don’t blame me for being rude, and punch you out!
Ma Jingyang: “Phone? I’ll buy you one.”
Yu Tingfeng looked at him in surprise, and suddenly felt that he was not annoying at all: “Let’s go, let’s go now.”
“Old Ma, leave him alone.”Yu Huan said beside the water dispenser.
“Don’t listen to her. Old Ma, let’s go!” Yu Tingfeng dragged Ma Jingyang out the door but he didn’t know where to go, “Where can I buy it?”.
Ma Jingyang laughed twice and took him to a phone store.
The shop is very clean, Yu Tingfeng wandered around for a while and saw that Ma Jingyang had chosen one, and immediately came over.
Ma Jinyang was not in a hurry to pay, he spinned the phone in his hand twice and smile, “I can give this to you, but at school, you have to leave it to me for safekeeping,”
“Why are there so many demands… ” Yu Tingfeng said disdainfully, seeing that he was about to put the phone back. He turned around again and said, “Please, it must be confiscated! I will definitely give it to you at school!”
Ma Jinyang picked up the phone again and leisurely said, “Well, the next test, you must be in the top 40 of the class.”
Why is it this again!
Test, test, test, this must be the magic weapon of the teacher right?!
Anyway, he had already agreed to be in the top 30, would he be worried about the top 40? After all considerations, he must have the phone and agreed without a word.
When he got the new phone, he fumbled around the page and gradually figured out the pattern. He felt this was very mystical!
While eating dinner, he was playing on his phone, and saw a green icon showing WeChat below it, this should be the WeChat that the pretty girl said before.
After registering, he asked Yu Huan how to use WeChat.
Yu Huan was speechless: “Don’t pretend to be well-behaved to me right now, who wouldn’t know how to use WeChat these days?”
Yu Tingfeng couldn’t reveal the fact that he was technologically illiterate.
Ma Jingyang laughed and said: “Yu Tingfeng, how about we add each other as friends?”
“No, who wants to be friends with you?” Yu Tingfeng turned his back on him and continued to study WeChat.
Yu Huan sighed and gave Ma Jingyang a helpless expression, Ma Jingyang patted her hand, indicating that it was okay.
The two of them have been in a relationship for four or five years, but Yu Tingfeng never accepted Ma Jingyang’s existence before. Recently, the situation has improved a lot, and it seems that he does not exclude him from coming over.
After a while, Ma Jingyang’s arm was stabbed, he looked up at Yu Tingfeng, Yu Tingfeng asked, “How do I add friends?”
“You could scan a QR code, or enter someone else’s mobile phone number and WeChat ID.” Ma Jingyang opened the QR code with a smile, but saw that the other party had already opened the search bar to find his good friends.
Unfortunately, Yu Tingfeng didn’t add a friend after scratching his head for a long time, because he didn’t have any contact information for his subordinates. It was not until he took a bath before going to bed that he suddenly got a flash of inspiration. He remembered that when he was at the police station, he seemed to see a string of figures on Song Zhaolan’s information!
He immediately ran out, followed his memory, and entered the number that he paid special attention to at that time. Once he clicked Search, the name of the other person directly appeared on the mobile phone.
Yu Tingfeng felt excited and proud and said: [Little thing, why don’t you guess how I know your account number?]
Song Zhaolan sent him a photo.
Yu Tingfeng couldn’t figure it out. After zooming in to look at it for half a day, he found that besides the little dark blue bruise, the waist was pretty good-looking.
What? Is this bragging to him that he has a good waist?
Who didn’t have it?
Yu Tingfeng raised his mobile phone and snapped a photo of his abdomen. Who knew that the door opened at this moment and Ms. Yu Huan stood at the door dumbfounded.
Yu Tingfeng was shocked and took the pillow nearby to cover his lower half. “You woman! You’re not allowed to look!”
“Che, what’s the big deal? You act like I’ve never seen your whole body. Remember, your body is the one that was brought out of my stomach!” Yu Huan brought the apple in and put it on his desk. She then turned her head toward his body that was covered by the pillow and clicked her tongue a few times, “So narcissistic? Don’t forget to take a selfie for them after taking a shower?”
Yu Tingfeng: “… … ?”
He seemed to understand but he also didn’t seem to fully understand.
In short, he got angry: “Get out!”
“Got it, you little pervert.” Yu Huan walked out with a laugh, and conveniently closed the door as she walked out.
Yu Tingfeng breathed a long sigh of relief, put on his pajamas and picked up his phone again to find that the selfie of his abs had been accidentally sent.
Wait for the other person’s respond: [You’ve a good waist]
Yu Tingfeng: [Rubbish!]
Song Zhaolan: [Mine isn’t anymore and it’s all your fault. Remember to finish the fight on Monday, I will not slack off this time]
Yu Tingfeng: [Ok]
A few minutes later: [What are you doing? ]
Song Zhaolan: [Why do you ask? ]
Yu Tingfeng: [Random Questions]
He didn’t want to say he’s bored and wanted someone to talk to and try out the WeChat features, and Song Zhaolan was the only person on his friends list.
Yu Tingfeng: [What did you eat tonight?]
Yu Tingfeng: [Do you know how to use Moments? ]
Yu Tingfeng: [What are these little yellow faces for, smiley face.jpg]
Yu Tingfeng: [Have you add friends? if your friends knew that you’d added me, would they be angry, hee hee. ]
System Prompt: The other party has turned on Friend Confirmation and you’re not his friend yet. Please send a friend request first and after the other party has accepted your friend request. You will have the ability to chat.
Yu Tingfeng followed the prompt and sent the friend request again. Note: Let’s talk about the time and place of our next fight.
Afteward, Yu Tingfeng wrote: [It’s weird that this stupid thing just suggested that we’re not good friends. Did it have a stroke?]
Song Zhaolan: [… … ]
The author has something to say:
Song Zhaolan: What about our arrangement?
Yu Tingfeng: I can’t believe we’re not friends. Trash!
Song Zhaolan: Our competition……
Yu Tingfeng: ¥%%*…
A dried up mushroom currently addicted to translating novels. Totally not on caffeine!
Thank you for the chapter 🤍