WDYCM 47 pt.2

Status: In Love pt.2



In the evening, Lu Yiran led Ran Shu and Tan Yan to plant wall-climbing roses.


Ran Shu was really skeptical that Lu Yiran agreed to participate in the reality show in order to find free labor.


Looking at the rose seedlings and the wall of the sunken courtyard, Ran Shu asked, “Is there a shelf here?”


“Well, I’ll do it now.” Lu Yiran said as he put on his gloves, and moved the bamboo that had been prepared earlier from one side. He splits it on the spot, raised the knife with his hand, and dropped it. All with clean and neat movements.


After splitting the bamboo to an even width and length, Lu Yiran began to weave the shelf.


Tan Yan and Ran Shu were stunned. Lu Yiran is really showcasing his strength. He must’ve done this a thousand times already. Else, he would not have been this proficient.


Ran Shu sighed sincerely: “You should participate in wild survival programs. Someone like you can survive alone in the wild mountains.”


“I’m not suitable in progrms like that.” Lu Yiran said honestly, “I have a good hands-on ability, but I’m very picky about what I eat. If I don’t have enough food, or if I don’t eat enough, it will make me feel depressed and lose motivation.”


“You are very special.” Ran Shu said while helping Lu Yiran pass the bamboo stick, “However, you are easy to feed, and you can live if you can feed yourself.”




After weaving, they found that the bamboo seemed to be not enough.


So, Lu Yiran rode his tricycle and took the two of them to buy bamboo.


At the gate of the market, as soon as Ran Shu stood firm, someone put a one-year-old child into his arms, which startled Ran Shu.


“Young man, help me hold the baby for a while. I’m going to have to fight.” A woman said while rolling up her sleeves. And just as she said, she was indeed going to fight a man.


“Huh?!” Ran Shu hugged the child to him. He stared at it for awhile, knowing for the fact that he wasn’t sure if he is holding the child right even.


Lu Yiran and Tan Yan were also stunned, and looked at the program crew as if asking if it was arranged on purpose.


But then, the people in the program group were also very confused.


Ran Shu looked over and heard the woman scolding: “Still buying pork head meat? I think you look like pig head meat! You can’t open the pot at home, and you still buy meat and wine to visit?! What about the baby? Because of lack of money, I’ll always have to be reluctant into throwing the diaper after he wet himself.”


The man retorted confidently: “Isn’t it okay to use a urine ring? Didn’t I also grow up with a urine ring? I have to use some kind of diapers and do those foreign things! Waste of money. What’s wrong with me buying some meat? I couldn’t always come to them to have some drink, so I can only bring this meat. Why would you want to stop me?”


Ran Shu hugged the child and listened for a while. The more he listened, the more he felt that the woman was going to be scolded and lose the argument, so he walked over and returned the child to the woman: “Stay aside, I’ll scold him for you, you are so stupid…”


The woman picked up the child again and saw an extremely handsome man standing in front of her, ready to scold her opponent: “What right do you have to say that others are incompetent? You will only make your own women and child suffer. You, if you don’t go to other people’s houses for a drink, you don’t have to treat them either.”


“Who are you?!”


“You don’t care who I am. Look at your useless appearance. Your crotch is so thin that you can’t get a hard fart out.”


Ran Shu wanted to say more when the program group reminded him: “Senior Ran, be careful with swear words.”


Ran Shu also had the leisure to turn around and ask, “Oh, is your program group not muting the sound?”




“That’s fine, I see.”


“Record what?! Can you manage my family affairs?” The man shouted immediately after seeing the camera.


“Others can’t control the affairs of your family, but it’s your fault if you come out to embarrass yourself. Look at you, the fiery temper you have towards your family members is so powerful that it’s more captivating than black and white.”


“Speaking of unscientific parenting concepts is still justifiable, but it can only prove that your level of knowledge is as low as a deep pit in Songjiang. What is sunken is your bottomless IQ and your poor knowledge reserve.


“A couple of drinks will make you valiant, as if the two generals help you, majestic only to your own wife and children. You really have the audacity. As for how many wine money your wife has to hold the baby in her arms, she will come to negotiate with you across more than half of the town. “


“You, you…” The man was so angry that he didn’t say a word for a while.


But Ran Shu’s mouth was like a cannonball, babbling non-stop.


Lu Yiran glanced at them then called Tan Yan to go in and buy bamboo: “The two of us are going to buy bamboo.”


Tan Yan was puzzled: “But Brother Ran is alone…”


“Don’t worry, ten people will not be able to scold him.”


This is the absolute trust that comes from the home.


“Then what if you do it?”


“The people who carry the cameras in reality shows are all physically strong, and they won’t suffer from looking at Ran Shu.”


“Oh…” So, Ran Shu stood alone at the entrance of the shopping mall and scolded people while Lu Yiran and Tan Yanyun entered the shopping mall calmly to choose bamboo and bargain.


The shop owner was unwilling, so Lu Yiran pointed to the door: “That’s my friend, if he finishes scolding, I’ll let him negotiate the price.”


Ever since, the shop owner gave Lu Yiran a satisfactory price, allowing Lu Yiran to buy enough bamboo.


After the two men loaded the bamboo onto the tricycle, they waved to Ran Shu.


Then Ran Shu stopped, followed him into the tricycle, and yelled at the man: “Treat your wife well. Look at that child’s eyebrows and eyes, they are exactly the same as yours. I guess he can’t be good-looking, it can only rely on the two of you to work hard and pave him a way for a bright future.”


Immediately afterward, the tricycle drove the three of them away, leaving a family of three and the onlookers in a daze, hiding their achievements and fame.


Tan Yan supported the seat while shaking his body along with the tricycle. “Brother Ran, I think you are suitable for rapping.”


“Yes, I also think I have the talent for that.”


“Maybe he can write lyrics and compose music.”


“Yes, yes, I sang nonsense when I can’t remember the lyrics. But I still think the lyrics I sang are reasonable. Isn’t this a talent for composing?”


“You can try it!”


In the evening, the lights were on in the courtyard, and Ran Shuhe talked about composing lyrics and music while talking about planting roses.


Lu Yiran was so annoyed by the two of them that his eyes went blank, and he finally got up: “I’ll go cook.”


“Okay.” Now these two people are already looking forward to Lu Yiran’s cooking.


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Why Don’t You Coax Me?

Why Don’t You Coax Me?

Status: Ongoing Type: Author: Released: 2022
Issue # 1: Ran Shu was a top performer before. It is a pity that he now became unpopular through the years.   The younger generation pulls the trigger as the fans are waiting for Ran Shu to see when he will burn thoroughly.    But as if it was only a day and a night, he then returned again on the hot search. However, the news seemed to be a little strange.   # Ran Shu saved a cat and had gotten into an accident in the middle of the night. # After the haters scolded Ran Shu, the keyboard warriors continued to attack him nonstop.    Issue # 2: Many people knew that Ran Shu had an ex, so his opponent went to look for his ex's identity so that they can attack him with that. Who knew that it could provoke people that they should not be messing with.   A few days after Ran Shu publicly stressed that he was single, he had gotten drunk in a live broadcast on his cellphone. And from there, he entered Sang Xian’s house while slurring: “Husband, show them your chest muscles! Don’t be shy; my fans are not outsiders.”   It’s a complete reversal of his statement.   The next day, his car was immediately surrounded by his fans. Fortunately, a helicopter came and land on the roof of the building. Ran Shu took the helicopter to leave.    Later, Ran Shu said, “I was indeed single when I declared that I was. Every one of you should read the specifications carefully.”   Issue # 3: What does it feel like to fall in love with Mr. Sang?   Ran Shu: “I am in a bad mood today.”   Sang Xian: “Open the map and buy an island.”  


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