Senior is the fastest

However, Jiang Zhao had to stop after only running a few steps.

Several big geese pounced on him with their heads held high, one grabbed his cuff, the other grabbed his trousers, and the other, who didn’t look very smart, kept trying to bury itss head into the feed bowl in his hand.

The food trough, the destination of the mission, he only needed to walk two or three meters forward, but he was stuck in the same place, unable to move an inch. As soon as he raised his hand, he was almost slapped by the goose who just wanted to bury his head in the feed bowl.

Due to the close distance, he clearly saw the sharp teeth in the mouths of the adult geese, which looked like some kind of Cesuru creature. If you really get nagged, it’s not a joke.

What should he do?

Jiang Zhao’s expression turned a little bad. He turned his head quietly, only to find that Xiao Siye, who he thought was trapped by the geese with him, was standing outside the geese pen unharmed.

Jiang Zhao: “?”

Only then did he realize that the door of the goose pen was closed.

It is estimated that the moment he opened the door and rushed in, Xiao Siye did not follow, but closed the door of the goose pen with his backhand.

“Junior,” Xiao Si also beckoned to him outside with a concerned look, “Are you alright?”

Jiang Zhao almost laughed at him: “Do you want to come in and experience it for yourself?”

Xiao Siye also pressed the corners of his lips: “I think we need to discuss countermeasures.”

After a while, Jiang Zhao caught the feed that Xiao Siye also handed over.

“Are you sure this method works?” Jiang Zhao asked suspiciously while raising the feed in his hand to avoid the goose’s attack.

Xiao Siye also held down the fence gate: “Junior, trust me.”

When he said this, his tone was calm, and with a serious look, it seemed to really add a bit of credibility.

Then, Xiao Siye also pushed open the door of the goose pen.

The geese were all attracted by the feed in Jiang Zhao’s hands, and surrounded Jiang Zhao with passion, almost no one cared about Xiao Siye.

So Xiao Siye also walked into the goose pen very smoothly, all the way to the grass nest where the geese lay eggs.

It was not until he successfully picked up a goose egg that the big geese who were stuffed with food finally realized something was wrong.

Goose flock: “?”

Goose flock: “?! quack quack!!!”

If Jiang Zhao were to describe the scene that day, there would be only one sentence:

“What does the snow look like? The flock of geese are rising because of the wind.”

Seven or eight big geese of half-human height spread out their wings in the direction of Xiao Siye, and with the attitude of a fighter jet, they rushed towards him.

For a time, goose feathers were flying, and goose chirping could be heard incessantly.

Without hesitation, Xiao Siye turned around and ran, taking a group of big geese to run a marathon along the edge of the goose ring.

And Jiang Zhao, who finally got out, quickly took the feed bowl to the edge of the trough and poured all the feed into it.

“Finished!” Jiang Zhao raised his head.

Xiao Si also ran in front of him immediately, and before Jiang Zhao could react, he gave him a high-five: “Nice job!”

Jiang Zhao was puzzled for a moment: “Aren’t you running?” He even had time to give him a high five.

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly discovered that he also had a white goose egg in his hand.

And the group of big geese next to him immediately turned to look at him.

Jiang Zhao: “…”

Xiao Siye is a jerk!

In the end, the two of them were wearing goose feathers and rushed out one after another from the entrance of the fence that Uncle Wang helped to open.

One of the gooses wanted to run out with them, but was caught by the neck by Uncle Wang, whose presence was like an old god, and he threw it back to the goose pen neatly.

Jiang Zhao’s eyes were shocked, your uncle is still your uncle, so terrifying.

“Congratulations, you two, the task is completed,” the staff suppressed a smile, “Please follow Uncle Wang to receive your task rewards.”

Who would have thought that the two movie stars of the Golden Orchid Award, the two brightest new stars in the film industry today, and the top two entertainment circles with millions of fans…

In front of the big goose, they are all scum.

The task of feeding the geese seemed to have gone through a lot of hardships. Fortunately, the program team had a little conscience and gave each of them a large bag of vegetables, along with two goose eggs that they passed out of the goose pen.

On the way back, Jiang Zhao kept picking the goose feathers from his body.

He was wearing a gray casual sweater today, and now he has a lot of goose feathers sticking to his body, which is especially obvious on his body. Jiang Zhao bowed his head and fluttered for a long time, but there were still pieces of goose feathers sticking to his body.

He took a deep breath and decided to give up.

“Go back and change your clothes,” Xiao Siye said suddenly, “These feathers are like cat hair, so it’s hard to deal with them.”

Jiang Zhao’s eyes froze: “Do you have cats?”

Xiao Siye also smiled: “There is a puppet at home.”

Jiang Zhao remembered Xiao Siye’s WeChat profile picture, the blue-eyed puppet cat looking up at the camera, looking very cute and beautiful.

He originally thought that it was a picture on the Internet that Xiao Siye found casually, but he didn’t expect that it was really Xiao Siye’s cat.

Jiang Zhao couldn’t help but ask, “What’s your cat’s name…?”

Xiao Siye: “Sand sculpture[1]they are used to refer to some kind of meme, but I’m not quite sure what kind..”

Jiang Zhao: “You’re scolding me?”

The two stopped at the same time and looked at each other in silence for a while.

Only then did Jiang Zhao react, and his face was full of words: “…Your cat is called Sand Sculpture?”

You should really get to know Mrs. Xu of his family. The level of their names is almost equal.

After returning to the small courtyard, Wang Zuosi and Jiang Han had not returned, and only He Jinuo was squatting in the open space of the courtyard, transferring several large boxes of tea by handfuls to the bamboo sieve for drying the tea leaves.

When He Jinuo saw Jiang Zhao, he stood up to say hello, and when his eyes fell on Xiao Siye, his pupils trembled, and he repeatedly called out Senior.

Jiang Zhao’s gaze swept across the yard where no one else was around: “Xiao He, where is your teammate?”

He Jinuo scratched the back of his head: “Sister Qingqing just said that the sun is too heavy in the yard, so she went to apply sunscreen.”

Jiang Zhao didn’t ask any more questions. He went back to his room and prepared to change his clothes with goose feathers.

But as soon as he entered the bedroom, Xiao Siye also came in.

Jiang Zhao turned to look at the camera in the corner, took a jacket, and covered the camera.

“What are you doing here?” The clips after that will be cut out, Jiang Zhao simply didn’t bother to pretend, and his tone suddenly dropped below zero.

Xiao Siye also pointed to the suitcase that appeared in the corner at some point: “Change clothes.”

Jiang Zhao snorted inwardly, but the movement of taking the clothes slowed down.

Both of them are men. It stands to reason that while changing clothes, there is nothing to hide.

But if it’s two people who roll over on the same bed and change their clothes together in the same room… it sounds a little unclear.

Just when Jiang Zhao was considering whether to go to the toilet or not, he saw in the corner of his eye that Xiao Siye also crouched down and took out his clothes from the suitcase, without any hesitation.

Jiang Zhao frowned, and immediately took out his clothes.

Since he doesn’t care, he has nothing to worry about. Who is afraid of who?

He took out a new pure black sweater and a pair of loose overalls and then lifted his original sweater up from the bottom to reveal a snow-white waist.

Jiang Zhao’s body is very healthy. He exercises regularly, so he has obvious but not exaggerated muscle lines on his body, and his abdominal muscles are very beautiful. The skin is cold and white because it is rarely exposed to the sun, it seems to turn red when it is lightly rubbed.

After changing into a new sweater, he opened the waistband of his trousers and took off the trousers that had been soiled in the goose ring, leaving his two long straight legs exposed to the air.

He was wearing a sweater, but only a pair of shorts. Even Jiang Zhao himself felt uncomfortable, so he quickly put on the new pants.

It was not until he put on his sneakers that he vaguely realized that Xiao Siye seemed to be turning his back on him just now.

Sure enough, as long as he’s not embarrassed, it’s others who are embarrassed.

Xiao Siye had just changed into a pair of sweatpants and was shirtless as he picked up a long-sleeved sweater. Jiang Zhao simply turned his head and began to look at Xiao Siye carelessly, feeling a little smug in his heart.

However, Xiao Si also looked very thin when he was wearing clothes, but when he took off his sweater, Jiang Zhao realized that Xiao Siye also had broad shoulders, and the undulating back muscles concealed a full sense of strength, like a beast ready to go.

Xiao Siye suddenly said, “Does it look good?”

The corner of Jiang Zhao’s lips gave a teasing smile–Xiao Syei also had eyes behind his back, didn’t he?

He sneered coldly: “Compared to what I’ve seen before, it’s just like that.”

Xiao Siye also put on his shirt calmly and turned around: “It seems that I have to work harder, otherwise how can I satisfy my junior.”

The word “satisfied” was heavier by him. Jiang Zhao knew what he was implying, so he accepted the challenge without showing weakness: “It’s just you?”

Xiao Siye also slightly curled the corners of his lips.

He walked to Jiang Zhao’s side, lowered his head, and said in a voice only Jiang Zhao could hear:

“can you let me know if my junior brother lost his voice that day?”

Jiang Zhao: “…”

He resisted the urge to punch Xiao Siye, gave him a cold look, and turned to go out.

Rather than being in the same room with the opposite family, it is better to chat with the small star that we met on the first day.

He walked into the yard and found that He Jinuo was still doing the task alone. He still had a basket and a half of tea leaves that he hadn’t finished drying, Jiang Zhao frowned, “Your teammate hasn’t come back yet?”

He Jinuo smiled awkwardly: “Maybe, it will take a long time for girls to apply sunscreen…”

Here, he has the least qualifications. The others are his seniors. He can’t afford to offend any of them, so he can only try to smooth things out.

Jiang Zhao clicked his tongue in his heart and squatted down from the side: “I’ll help you.”

He Jinuo’s face was full of flattery, “Thank you, senior!”

Jiang Zhao followed his method, holding several large handfuls of tea leaves in a bamboo sieve, shaking them evenly up and down, and spreading the tea leaves evenly to ensure that each leaf can be fully dried. Not long after, Xiao Siye also came to the yard: “What mission are you doing?”

He Jinuo briefly explained a few words to him, and Xiao Siye also nodded: “It just happens that I’m done now, so let me help too.”

He Jinuo’s brain was buzzing for a moment – both movie stars took the initiative to help him with tasks, how could he be treated like this?

He Jinuo had turned into a trembling automatic thank-you machine, and Xiao Siye also squatted down with a smile and glanced at Jiang Zhao next to him: “Dare to compete?”

Jiang Zhao’s eyes suddenly sharpened: “Okay.”

So, under He Jinuo’s shocked eyes, the two movie stars who came to help seemed to be the ones doing the task, as if they were the ones doing the task, the hands sifting the tea leaves were swifter than the other, and the afterimages were almost blown out.

Within half an hour, the two large baskets of tea leaves were all dried in the yard, and even the bamboo sieves were neatly arranged.

But Jiang Zhao wasn’t mean to be happy, because Xiao Siye was more exposed to the sun than him, so he deliberately asked him beside him, “Brother, it seems that I won?”

Jiang Zhao was silent for two seconds, and then his brows suddenly curved, and he said to him, “Ah yes yes yes, senior is the fastest.”

Xiao Siye: “?”

He Jinuo, who was watching: “…” Can this be said?

Translator’s Note:
It sounded so wrong.


1 they are used to refer to some kind of meme, but I’m not quite sure what kind.
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I Won’t Get Drunk With My Nemesis Again

I Won’t Get Drunk With My Nemesis Again

Status: Completed Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Chinese
On the day Jiang Zhao won the Golden Orchid Award for Best Actor, the reporter who interviewed him offstage deliberately asked: "I heard that you and Mr. Xiao Siye, the former film star, are brothers in the Film Academy. How is the relationship between the two of you?" The whole entertainment circle knows that Jiang Zhao and Xiao Siye are rivals, and they have been tit for tat since their debut, but there must be fan wars whenever they are in the same frame. Jiang Zhao held the golden trophy and smiled faintly in front of the camera:" We’re not familiar with each other." After the press conference, Jiang Zhao was walking in the empty VIP channel when someone suddenly pressed him against the wall. The tip of his nose rubbed against the man's bulging Adam's apple, and he heard the hot breath falling on his ear: "The one you've slept with, you’re not familiar?" Jiang Zhao snorted coldly: "Don't be so naive, Xiao Siye, we’re both adults, so what if we slept together once?" - Not long after, Jiang Zhao opened his eyes again after a hangover, and his body was sore. Xiao Siye was also sitting next to him, and looked at him with a leisurely look: "What about when you slept a second time?" Jiang Zhao: "..." #Urgent, what should I do if I have sex with my rival again# #How to explain the incident of walking out of the same hotel after disappearing with the rival for one-night # # it can't be true that I'm with my rival! #. 【Gong’s perspective】 Xiao Siye has also been interviewed by foreign fashion magazines, and the interviewer asked him a question: "Did you have a crush during your student days?" They thought this question would be perfunctory answered, but Xiao Siye's expression suddenly became serious and nodded:" I have." The interviewer hurriedly asked, "What kind of person is that?" The manager's face changed, and he immediately gestured to suspend the interview. But Xiao Siye, as if he didn't see it, curled the corners of his lips, looked at the camera and replied word by word:"There is no other one like him in the world." Lang Yan((From the Yuefu Folk Song 《白石郎曲》, it generally praises the beauty of the male god. )) is unique, second to none in the world.  


  1. Yuhua says:

    LMFAOOO THAT WAS AN EMOTIONAL DAMAGE. JZ, you would be regretting it once XSY proves you wrong.

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